2006-01-11
Read the signs?!
Okay i'm at Gene's house again... so i shall blog to entertain my friends... okay previously i was saying...? argh i forgot, anyway this are a few things to be sad for this month:
Going back to school!
My pay is real low! ($187)
Gotta pay school fees! ($143)
chinese new year!
Civil defence people bombing up their own train for some anti-terrorise excercise.
oh wells?
anyway today's fasting day and i had chicken rice for lunch... so that means i'm fasting for dinner... so i guess thats all about my life(for now) i'm sure something exciting will happen next month... yup.
heres a joke:
During a regular sunday mass a lady went up to a father and told him that she was really embarrassed that her husband is always asleep during the sermon. so the father came up with an idea and it is to
use a sharp needle and prick him on
his lap whenever signal by the father.
so the next week during sunday mass as usual the lady's husband doze off. during sermon the father asked "who is our ultimate redeemer?" and he signal the lady to give a prick, JESUS!!! shout
her husband. then the husband doze off again, the father proceed and asked "who is the greatest amongs the heaven and the earth?" again he signal the lady, GOD!! shout her husband. This time the father move on and ask another question
"what did eve said to adam after they gave birth to the 99th child?" the lady misunderstood the signal and gave a prick,shout the husband " IF YOU STICK THIS IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA BREAK IT INTO HALF AND STUFF UP YOUR ARSE!!" "amen" said the father.
hahas?!! Jonny say goodbye.
joshua88 at 2:32 p.m.